People keep saying that life isn’t fair and that no one’s life is as easy as it seems but life is WAY more fair to some people than others. These are the people who do nothing differently than anyone else but life just works out for them. We call these people genetic lottery winners. Genetic lottery winners are like the popular kids in high school…you really only hate them because you wish you were them.
People who don’t sweat. If you are one of these people be grateful, but you probably aren’t because you don’t even know how lucky you are. I really just don’t get it. It’s 100 degrees out HOW ARE YOU NOT EVEN GLISTENING? I mean come on. Really? If you’ve never worn a grey shirt to a party and then spent the rest of the night hoping no one else can see the dark grey spots on your shirt…then you don’t know what regret really is.
People who enjoy working out. The only thing I’m not thinking about at the gym…is working out. Seriously mozzarella sticks, the real housewives, what I’m going to have for breakfast tomorrow, the price of tea in China, all on my mind but my ab workout is definitely not. I’m at the gym because if I never went, I wouldn’t be able to justify eating three slices of pizza, so to all of you who just love the gym you have been blessed with an incredible genetic gift…or you just don’t have cable.
People who are naturally talented at everything. This seriously boggles my mind. HOW ARE YOU GOOD AT EVERYTHING? Talents are like Peanut Butter Cups they’re supposed to come in packs of two….one person is not meant to be talented at everything. The worst part is when you try to reason with yourself saying “they must be really unattractive and mean” just to find out they recently signed a modeling contract with Victoria’s Secret and built an orphanage in South America with their bare hands.
Life isn’t fair…except for these people.