Country music is great for those days you just want to roll down the windows and feel the summer breeze but if you’re a girl in a bar getting hit on by a guy, you better be careful.
1. “Baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise.” -Florida Georgia Line
Whatever happened to “Hey you look nice tonight”?
2. “Oh my God, this is my song, I’ve been listenin’ to the radio all night long, Sittin’ ’round waitin’ for it to come on and here it is. Come here boy, I wanna dance.” -Luke Bryan
I don’t even know where to start with how wrong this pick up line is. I mean, does this girl not know about iTunes where you can listen to any song you want at any time you want? Plus, no guy likes a demanding woman…except maybe Bill Clinton, who doesn’t seem to discriminate.
3. “Hey now girl, hop inside, Me and you gonna take a little ride to the river.” -Blake Shelton
Blake, I love you but I’m sorry is this a country song or an ad against sexual predators? The only response you’re going to get to “me and you gonna take a little ride to the river” is mace to the face…because I’m going to assume you want to murder me and dump my body in the river.
4. “If your dream house is a double-wide trailer sitting back in the holler on a country road then baby that’s where we’ll go.” – Jake Owen
Way to give me everything I’ve ever wanted. I mean really, your offer is tempting.
5. “Gonna have a real good time, don’t worry ’bout your tab, girl, put it on mine.” -Rascal Flatts
Okay, this is one pick up line that will work 100% of the time. Good work, Rascal Flatts.