So we’ve made some serious medical strides lately and it got me thinking…if we can find a cure for so many fatal diseases why can’t we find cures for the things that according to scientific evidence aren’t technically fatal but make you feel like you’re dying.
I, like most other Americans enjoy sweets and more importantly enjoy binge eating something sweet faster than Usain Bolt can run.
So I am forever plagued with a common side effect known as The Brain Freeze. And this whole “just stick your tongue on the roof of your mouth” is a myth with less scientific evidence than Bigfoot.The only reason why people think that works is because you leave your tongue like that for so long the brain freeze goes away on its own. I long for a day when my kids can drink an entire 40 oz slurpee in ten minutes and only have to worry about type 2 diabetes.Hangovers. Why this hasn’t received more funding I will never understand considering if people knew they could go to bar without the risk of potentially throwing up on my desk at work the next day, they’d be out every night…except Sundays because The Real Housewives are on, obviously. I mean seriously, Alexander Fleming can discover Penicillin but no one can discover how to eliminate the side effects of overindulgence of alcohol?
I mean really people, let’s prioritize.