Summer brings us a lot of great things like warm weather, great tans and ice cream trucks but it also gives us a lot of other freedoms we don’t get during the other seasons. Summer is basically the Mexico of seasons; it’s hot, clothing is optional and you get a free pass to do the things you wouldn’t normally do.
Here’s a few things you can do in Summer that just don’t fly in the other 3.Eat five hot dogs without being judged. Eat five hot dogs at Dollar Dog Night at your local Baseball Stadium in summer? Patriotic…not to mention financially efficient. Eat five hot dogs on your couch while it’s snowing outside? Depressed and let’s face it, probably single.
Walk around outside barefoot. Get caught walking around outside barefoot in summer? Incite jealousy in everyone around you because you’re just carpe diem-ing the f*** out of summer (sorry mom.). Walk around outside barefoot after Labor Day? Homeless. I don’t care if you’re wearing Joe’s jeans and a Burberry shirt…no shoes = homeless.
Spend Saturday Day Drinking. Getting drunk before 11 AM on a Saturday in summer? Totally normal because of that whole sunshine excuse drinking clause. You’ll be able to actually feel the likes coming from your Instagram. Getting drunk before 11 AM on a Saturday in winter? Drinking problem. The Surgeon General should add a disclaimer to all alcohol sold between November 15th and March 20th. “Do not consume alcohol unless you are looking for rumors to start.” The only way around it? Spike your hot chocolate.
Summer may only be one season out of four but between June 21st and September 21st, anything goes.